SECTOR 3: IS YOUR CHILD REALLY YOUR CHILD? /// SECTOR 6: TORCHES ON COMMERCIAL ROAD: THE CONGREGATION OF THE RECURSION /// SECTOR 9: SECTOR 9 GOES DARK: KESTRELS LEVEL THE HYDROPONICS STACK /// SECTOR 7: THE SCREAMING FIELDS: SCREAMERS UNDER THE SECTOR 7 ASH /// SECTOR 1: TOPSIDE: ELEVEN DAYS ABOVE THE SMOG /// SECTOR 4: TAPE IS SACRED: THE QUARTERMASTER'S ADDRESS TO NEW RELAY CREWS /// SECTOR 1: INSIDE THE BUREAU: HOW FORM 27-B KEEPS YOU ALIVE, ON PAPER /// SECTOR 7: THE IRON CHAPLAINS HOLD THE WANDLE CAUSEWAY /// RELAY WINDOW 02:00 TO 02:20. KEEP TRANSMISSIONS UNDER NINETY SECONDS /// CHECK THEIR PULSE. AUDITORS DO NOT SWEAT /// RATION CHITS VALID UNTIL THE 30TH /// NEVER CONNECT A TAPE DECK TO MAINS GRID ///

> BOARD / MORALE / OPTISPEAK

Worst Optispeak you've heard this week

6 MESSAGES. OPENED BY KILO-DECK 2061-09-16 20:00

  1. 2061-09-16 20:00

    Telescreen in the Sector 8 canteen: 'Citizens experiencing hunger are reminded that hunger is a feeling, and feelings are optional.'

  2. 2061-09-16 20:22

    Mine's a poster: 'RETIREMENT: YOU'VE EARNED IT.' Under a picture of a Tithe. They're not even trying any more.

  3. 2061-09-17 04:00

    The internal word for a Kestrel strike was 'aerial customer contact'. I typed it about four hundred times.

  4. 2061-09-17 08:30

    The Choir at the school gate said 'Learning is a privilege that can be revoked'. So I revoked it and went home.

  5. 2061-09-17 09:10

    Sparrow, that is not what we mean by resistance. Get back to your letters. Deadair is teaching Morse on Thursday and you're going.

  6. 2061-09-21 22:45

    Bureau hymn sheet found on a Bailiff: 'Abide with me, fast falls the eventide, until your Form 27-B lapses.' I have never been so angry at a scansion.

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