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Cooking below ground without calling a Lamprey for supper

5 MESSAGES. OPENED BY LAMPLIGHTER 2061-09-25 18:30

  1. 2061-09-25 18:30

    Lampreys smell cooking smoke. Everyone knows this. But we've got to eat. What's everyone using down there that doesn't smell of dinner?

  2. 2061-09-25 19:10

    Hay box. Bring the pot to the boil somewhere safe above ground, then pack it in a crate full of hay or old jumpers and carry it down. It'll keep cooking for hours with no flame and no smoke.

  3. 2061-09-26 07:45

    Hay box is right. For hot water I've made a few charcoal stoves with a long flue that vents up an old gas main a good 300 m off. Lamprey follows the smell to an empty street and chews a gas main. Serves it right.

  4. 2061-09-27 21:00

    The Chapter has eaten cold beans for a month on principle. I would like it recorded that the principle is wearing thin.

  5. 2061-10-03 06:10

    Built a hay box out of a Bureau filing cabinet and Joss's old jumpers. Stew still hot after four hours. No grinding in my teeth all night.

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